themysterywhichbindsmestill:

ellen-deselfish:

goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” 

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.

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themysterywhichbindsmestill:

ellen-deselfish:

goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” 

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.

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vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

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sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

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meladoodle:

do any of you guys know any legal crimes?? i wanna be a ‘gangsta’ but i respect the law

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